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Skin drag? Never heard of it.
THE TATTOO GLIDE THAT DOESN'T MURDER YOUR SKIN OR YOUR CONSCIENCE. Eat your skin glide is a clean, food-safe ointment built to keep the needle moving smooth, the skin calm, and the session steady. Smooth as velvet, gives effortless glide, and wipes away clean — leaving nothing behind but ink where it belongs. It’s not for nothing other than your skin really. Daytime, tattoos and stuff.
What it does:
Reduces drag and irritation during tattooing
Conditions skin without clogging pores or needles
Keeps ink sessions smooth and controlled
Leaves stencil where you want it
How to use:
ARTISTS: Apply a thin layer over the working area. Smile when it stays where it should and does what it's told. Wipe clean between colors without streaking and keep your stencils crisp. Watch clients text you healing photos that don't look like crime scenes.
SKIN: Ask your artist to use this instead of whatever they grabbed from the supply shelf. This is the good stuff.
Apply during your session.
Feel smug about your superior skincare choices.
Heal faster than your friends.
Show off your properly healed tattoo proudly.
INGREDIENTS THAT SOUND LIKE YOU’D FIND EM’ IN A FANCY GROCERY STORE:
Organic Chia Seed Oil – Keeps skin hydrated and pliable so the needle moves smoothly. The same stuff people put in their smoothies, except it's keeping your skin hydrated.
Organic Hemp Seed Oil – Helps balance oils, reduce redness, and calm stressed skin during sessions. Yes, it's from the cannabis family. No, it won't get you high. Sorry to disappoint.
Organic Beeswax – Creates a protective barrier that helps the glide stay smooth and consistent on skin. The only non plant-based ingredient we use, and we made sure the bees were treated better than most humans.
Organic Shea Butter – Provides deep, long-lasting moisture and creates a protective layer to reduce friction and irritation. Imported from places that actually get paid fairly for their resources.
Copaiba Oil – Helps calm inflammation and support recovery during intense sessions. Reduces inflammation better than a therapist reduces childhood trauma.
Tangerine Oil – Gently stimulates circulation while keeping the skin feeling fresh. Makes it smell like actual food instead of a hospital hallway.
Why your skin will love it:
100% food-safe ingredients so your skin gets clean fuel, no junk.
Slips in smooth, minimizes drag and microtrauma so irritation chills out.
Balanced oils & waxes that nourish while you work — no heaviness or residue.
Leaves canvas ready for ink, not sticky or suffocated.
OTHER THINGS TO KNOW:
Shelf life: 12 months-ish (but you'll use it way before then).
Made in small batches by people who give a damn.
Not tested on animals because we're not monsters.
Contains tree nuts (shea) so don't eat it if you're allergic (and don't eat it anyway, what's wrong with you?).
ALSO…
Every day, tattoo artists across the world squirt mysterious petroleum garbage onto human skin before jamming needles into it thousands of times. That's pretty messed up when you think about it.
We fixed that shit.
ARTISTS: This glide won't gum up your needles, it keeps skin chill and your hand cruising, and it wipes cleaner than your browser history. Your lines will stay crisp, your clients won't hate you during healing, and your work will look better when it's done. Win-win-win. The perfect 3 chip interaction.
SKIN: Stop letting people rub petroleum jelly into your open wounds. That's weird behavior you wouldn't accept from strangers in any other context. Cut it out.